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@angeliccaaaa ❤️💩💁 tuuurrnnnuppppp

@angeliccaaaa ❤️💩💁 tuuurrnnnuppppp

— 7 hours ago
Happy birthday to the bestest cousin and coworker ever! Laaaaa uuuu❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💩💩💩

Happy birthday to the bestest cousin and coworker ever! Laaaaa uuuu❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💩💩💩

— 7 hours ago
yungkawaiiinigga:

emmaholten:

SQUIRTLEBOY Q

WITH A POUND OF THAT SQUIRT

yungkawaiiinigga:

emmaholten:

SQUIRTLEBOY Q

WITH A POUND OF THAT SQUIRT

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— 18 hours ago with 3356 notes

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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— 19 hours ago with 488824 notes
kissmeintherainyoufool:

pubehoe:

but why is there a photo of adam sandler to tell us this


Because why the fuck not

kissmeintherainyoufool:

pubehoe:

but why is there a photo of adam sandler to tell us this

Because why the fuck not

(Source: daddyleglongs)

— 19 hours ago with 6602 notes

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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(Source: vidarianvivisepulture, via igotthisbitch)

— 20 hours ago with 246506 notes

nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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(Source: dveon, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 20 hours ago with 35120 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

that avicii hey brother song is probably the worst song ive ever heard in my life

(via igotthisbitch)

— 20 hours ago with 5370 notes