No ragrets.

Ask me anything  
Los Angeles, CA

zvcruvolo:

He just shit on your whole life, bitch.

(Source: , via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 7 hours ago with 356175 notes

princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

(Source: odditymall.com, via asluttycurtain)

— 8 hours ago with 30313 notes
squirticuno:

ratchetmess:

 Confused much?

Nothing about this makes sense

squirticuno:

ratchetmess:

 Confused much?

Nothing about this makes sense

(via trust)

— 8 hours ago with 80920 notes

galenanon:

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

Literally

(via cockblocking101)

— 8 hours ago with 85802 notes

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay, via cockblocking101)

— 8 hours ago with 295106 notes

your-eyes-swallow-me:

lora-mathis:

Girl, an ongoing series 
by Lora Mathis 

I’m a guy and I’m reblogging this because I am sorry. 

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

— 13 hours ago with 195742 notes

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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— 1 day ago with 209759 notes

fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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— 1 day ago with 56455 notes